The day had been planned and replanned. The weather forecast changed the plans yet again. This was already the kind of day I hate. It was also the exact kind of day that makes you truly appreciate a child’s smile and a spontaneous change of the ever changing plans.
On my way home from the part of the day, that went perfectly according to the third plan, I saw a sign that read, “Trout Ranch”. A vague arrow lazily suggested a direction alternate to the route I was travelling, and I willingly locked the brakes and let the trailer swing as I left a little rubber on the asphalt.
Trout Ranch. My mind ran wild with the possibilities. Safely on a side road, I pulled over and pulled up the Google to find out what sort of mecca awaited me…and more pertinently, where my mecca was. I loaded the address into the truck’s gps, and continued on the path before me.
At the end of the road, beautiful rolling greens were dotted with immaculate log cabins and well maintained homes. Just beyond them, cold, clean, clear artesian springs pumped life into a pristine cascade of sparkling ponds. Trout lept every where. Dark schooling masses made wake through the crystal clear water. This was my mecca of pure chance. A happy accident.
The rest of the day’s duties and time line loomed over me, casting an unfortunate shadow on this window of joy, but I took the time to enjoy the chance. In short order, the proprietor of this dream, gave me a quick run down of what they do and let me guide myself through his paradise. I was in nirvana.
I inquired, expecting a resounding rejection, if I would possibly be allowed to toss a couple flies at the big ones. I held my breath as I awaited the sound of a shotgun blast, and the swirling cloud of dust, like something out of a cartoon. Instead, a big smile washed over his face, and he told me that’s what they were there for. My heart rejoiced. His stipulation was that I kept what I caught, and paid him per pound.
As a rule, across the board, I never keep trout. For this chance, and the nature of the game, this was the first time I could justify it in my mind. I raced down the hill to scope out the big pond, and what I would be up against. I raced around ponds and back up the hill to the truck to throw a rod together, get it lined up and get a fly in the water. Private trout fishing, all to yourself? I don’t even have dreams this good!
I had already spent too much of the time I didn’t have, admiring the spring fed, gravity driven, shimmering example of perfection the “Trout Ranch” was. I built my cast as I trotted a safe distance along the edge of the big pond, scouting for a beast. I let my cast fall right in line with a brute. As the fly was dropping toward the water, I watched the fish catch sight and start to charge. Eagerly breathless. In a split second’s flash, a smaller rainbow shot like cannon fire out of literally nowhere and smashed my fly as the first fiber of it hit the water.
Fish in a barrel; I will give you that. Head shaking, lightning running, leaping escape attempts, from a fish that’s never met a hook; I’ll take that! Per the agreement, the fish went in the bucket for a date with some mesquite on my grill. Torn between the elation of the fight and the sadness of this fish’s fate, I built another cast to shoot at the brute. My fly met the water, and fish raced to the ripples. I stripped hard and fast, hoping to draw the bite of a battle ready opponent, and on my third strip, was met by a willing adversary.
I’ve never seen a fish jump so high out of the water, so many times, as that fish. My fiberglass fly rod pounded in my hand. This rainbow was as wild as the day was long, and had no intentions of remaining hooked. With the long handled net at the ready, I caught the fish in mid air on it’s next leap.
Two casts, two fish, dinner, and an unforgettable experience. The rest of the day went as poorly as it possibly could, but at it’s end, the kind smile of a child and the happy accident of a trout ranch, are the parts that will be remembered.
Keep your lines tight and your pride wet,
Jared Lane